Thursday, September 25, 2008

a delayed life...How i became the last person to own an i phone, and what that means to me.

well. Here I am. After a month-long illness, and literal isolation from the outside world, I must admit that I have fallen behind on the purchase of those all-important gadgets...including the mandatory iphone! HOW did I LIVE WITHOUT IT?
            i must admit...i LIVED,...without it.
Actually, I do VERY LITTLE living, now that i HAVE it!!!!
Gracious! For a gadget, this one takes the cake.

WHAT AM I TRYING TO SAY???    BEWARE!!!!!!    danger lurks in the prominent forefinger of the holder of an iphone!     A new wave of criminals is born!   The BABY needs feeding? diaper? kids are out of school? WHAT? 2 HOURS AGO?  would you please ask them to start WALKING? I am QUITE aware that she is only in first grade. It couldn't be more than 3 miles.

                                                                              just. moms; dads; housekeepers; nannies...
                                                                                                     this is mamawisdom. OUT!